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Monday, November 28, 2005

Demotivate...

Demotivation

Increasing success by lowering expectations...

-despair.com-

My favorites are... (top 10, ala Conan O'Brien)

10. Indifference

-It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

9. Regret

-It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.

8. Incompetence

-When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

7. Ineptitude

-If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

6. Motivation

-If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

5. Dare to Slack

-When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

4. Doubt

-In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

3. Adversity

-That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

2. Flattery

-If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.

and the top demotivator is... (drumroll pls)

1. Procrastination

-Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

posted by Allan at 11/28/2005 07:20:00 PM
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Sunday, November 20, 2005

Marathon...

a DVD marathon the moment I got out of bed... (Too lazy to do anything stupid today)
Here are the casualties:
(1) Valiant, funny and entertaining. (2) Bend it like Beckham, I just had to watch it because of Keira. (3) Lava girl & Shark boy, stay away from this one! Grrr... I wish i had fallen asleep. (4) Flightplan, nice but predictable. (5) Princess Mononoke, Highly recomended! The best movie i've seen (today, hehe)!
It's only 19:00. After dinner, there's Spirited away, Lord of war and Exorcism of Emily Rose (if i'm still awake).

posted by Allan at 11/20/2005 06:50:00 PM
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My Sis's Debut...

The Gown...

The Cake

Brothers Grimmed, hehe...

My not-too dysfunctional family, sans Yayi... (w/ the escort and Sonny's GF)

and of course... the Debutant. (who would believe she's my sister, hehe...)

posted by Allan at 11/20/2005 05:39:00 PM
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